I’ll get you to Intercourt along with these other eclectic characters who are surely just as important as me! Maybe I should have held out for BOTH our freedoms. I’ll only testify in exchange for my wife Salma Hayek’s freedom! He’s doing that stock villain thing that he does and it’s wearing pretty damn thin. Samuel, we need your help to convict the President of Belarus, Gary Oldman. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON, who is a HITMAN, is brought before the LEADER of INTERPOL. RYAN bodyguards WITHNAIL WITHOUT FAIL but his bodyguarding career remains SHITTIFIED. Hey, I’m a legit actor thank you very much. Now I’m reduced to bodyguarding human shit like Richard E. RYAN’S BODYGUARDING CAREER goes down the TOILET forcing him to use his CAR as a TOILET. Guess I’ll be SUPER safe inside my plane then We should stop and take a leisurely bow in the middle of this open-air location. ![]() Now to take you to your private plane, found in the dead centre of that open tarmac that we’ll cross this wiiiide open space to get to. I have taken every precaution to keep you safe. RYAN bodyguards an ELDERLY ARMS DEALER GUY. He has FANCY CLOTHES and a POOL and a BED with a WOMAN in it. RYAN REYNOLDS is a suave PERSONAL BODYGUARD in a suave house. A WORLD SUSPENDED IN THE DELICATE BALANCE BETWEEN HITMEN AND BODYGUARDS
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